April 4, 2025

Moneyball: Chelsea 2023/24 Financial Results

Welcome to the third instalment of Moneyball, where we take a closer look at the business behind football. In this essay we will be reviewing Chelsea's recently released financial reports for the 2023/24 season.

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April 3, 2025

Falsenine Tokenomics

With the recent Falsenine token impersonation episode, we think it's a good idea to write about the real Falsenine token, and its tokenomics.

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April 3, 2025

Slide Rule Pass: Football News - 03 April

Welcome to today's edition of Slide Rule Pass, a daily digest delivering concise recaps of the latest football news. Here's what's making headlines today:Saka ReturnsArsenal beat Fulham 2-1 to keep whatever slim title hopes they have alive in the English Premier League. The win was marked by Bukayo Saka's return after a lengthy spell on the sidelines due to injury. Arsenal's starboy did not waste any time in coming up to speed as he scored Arsenal's second goal of the night just seven minutes...

March 27, 2025

A Carabao Cup Final Clinic

A lot can happen in a week or two in the world of football, and sometimes it's not good. In the case of Liverpool, a few weeks in 2025 have dramatically changed people's perspective of their team and the job Arne Slot has done so far.

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March 24, 2025

Announcement: Fake Warpcast Account & Clanker

Today we were impersonated. Someone created a fake Farcaster account and launched not one but two Clankers pretending to be us. This could have gone very badly.

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March 19, 2025

International Football: World Cup Qualifiers

It's the international football break this week, which means football fans around the world will be spending some much needed quality time with their loved ones and families.

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March 17, 2025

Slide Rule Pass: Football News - 17 Mar

Welcome to today's edition of Slide Rule Pass, a daily digest delivering concise recaps of the latest football news.

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March 13, 2025

Champions League Round of 16 Roundup

Liverpool Vulnerable Down The FlanksWhen the Liverpool vs PSG tie was announced, I thought this would be a real test for both teams. I expected PSG to target the Liverpool fullbacks with any selection of their wide attacking talents.

March 12, 2025

Slide Rule Pass: Football News - 12 Mar

Welcome to Slide Rule Pass, The False Nine's daily feature delivering concise recaps of the latest football news. Here's what's making headlines today

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March 11, 2025

Moneyball: Liverpool 2023/24 Financial Results

Welcome to the second essay in our Moneyball series, where we take a look at the business side of football. Last week we analysed Arsenal's financials, and today we are diving into Liverpool's numbers.

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